I have a little Yingel
With rash and eye dischargeI thought that it was nothing
But my doctor made it large
He said your kid has measles
Why didn't you give shots?
I told him it's baloney
An evil doctors' plot
Measles, measles, measles
I will not immunize
So what if my neighbors' kids
All have pus in their eyes
My son was exposed to measles
They said don't send to school
I just put him on the bus
Do they think I'm a fool?
Board of Health says no school
Not one of them is Frum
I just sent him anyway
How dare you say it's Krum!
Chorus: Measles, measles, measles...
They said immunize your kids
I answer with contempt
Don't bother me with that Shtus
I'm religiously exempt
I sent the school a health form
I said he's immunized
When they have an outbreak
They sure will be surprised
Chorus: Measles, measles, measles...
I just don't get some people
Who are religious weasels
Who use their "quote" Frumkeit
To immunize for measles
I want to visit Bubby
Why should I go alone?
I'll take my little tzadik
And expose the nursing home
Chorus: Measles, measles, measles...
Sit down at the table
The family will eat hearty
As you spread your measles
At the family Chanukah party
Be a real good person
Do not be a miser
Give your friends and family
Rashes and coryza
Chorus: Measles, measles, measles...
Why are those two at the top in the picture? Unless they are Antivaxination which would be highly unlikely in the Gedolim world at best dealing and more likely in the past with student admissions. That's been PEACH's problem.
ReplyDeleteNot funny at all.
ReplyDeleteHarvard Study - UnVaccinated kids do not pose ANY more risk than vaccinated kids.
ReplyDeletehttps://explainlife.com/harvard-unvaccinated-children-pose-zero-risk-2742
Vaccinated kids are the ones who shed and spread the measles.
https://www.cnbc.com/2015/03/03/globe-newswire-public-health-officials-know-recently-vaccinated-individuals-spread-disease.html?fbclid=IwAR2-gXI_NYN3bb7HrOB9F8UwP8Of184bcYlRgU82-ZZaQPL3VUzurLadmuk
Vaccinated kids are much less healthy.
https://www.thefamilythathealstogether.com/vaxxed-vs-unvaxxed-are-unvaccinated-children-healthier-than-those-who-are-vaccinated/
Finally When was the last time you and all the Rabbis and teachers were vaccinated? If you are not vaccinated with 72 vaccines recommended by the CDC today and you were vaccinated for MMR it was more than 10 years ago and NO longer effective!
https://www.cdc.gov/vaccines/schedules/hcp/imz/adult.html
if you don't follow the CDC YOU and them are Unvaccinated and are a danger to your kids and society and should not be near people.
https://youtu.be/nugXXqsFEJQ
Vaccines did not make smallpox and polio go away this is a lie.
https://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2015/01/18/history-vaccination.aspx
Your first two words are wrong. There was no Harvard Study. Until you either refute this or acknowledge your inaccuracy, no further comments from you.
Deletehttps://www.skepticalraptor.com/skepticalraptorblog.php/appeal-to-false-authority-who-is-tetyana-obukhanych/
DeleteGood god, if I have to read or hear the term “anti-vaxxer” many more times I think I’ll puke. The derogatory and insulting nature of it is… well… annoying.
ReplyDeleteI don’t eat white bread. But nobody calls me an “anti-white-breader”? They just shrug. Neither do I drink soft drinks. But nobody calls me an “anti-soft-drinker”. They just offer me something else. I’m not crazy about dentists. But I don’t think of myself as an “anti-dentite”. (Yep, Seinfeld).
I would like to submit that a more accurate and less boorish term to describe vaccine orthodoxy dissenters is “X-Vaxxer”. I mean, we’ve been there, done that, right? But we learned and we grew up and finally kissed that bad habit good bye. I used to eat tons of doughnuts and candy bars when I was a teenager. Then I grew up.
I don't eat white bread, but I don't write endlessly about how it is wrong to do so. Were I to do so, I would be deservedly called an "anti-white-breader."
DeleteThus, you are an anti-vaxxer.
Instead of "anti-Vaxxer", would you prefer "pro-spread of preventable diseases". Is that better?
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DeleteIf you allow Fozziebear's December 7, 2018 at 2:29 PM comment to remain on your blog you will lose at least one avid reader, me!
DeleteSorry for getting you in trouble with your readers Rabbi Slifkin. Please delete that comment?
DeleteFozziebear are you sorry for writing the comment or are you just sorry for the "trouble" you caused ? If it's the first, forgiveness is in order. If it's the second, some serious soul searching on your part is called for.
DeleteAvraham, I'm sending this as a serious response to your comment. Please take it as so and not as a snide remark.
DeleteI called Shmuel W a rude name for posting information that misleads the public about a disease with the potential for terrible public health dangers (and for making a trite comment that tried to muddy the water about this serious issue).
Michael sedley effectively called him 'pro-baby death', and no one blinked.
On reflection I think I went easy on Shmuel. I should have asked him how he likes having blood on his hands.
But I should have realized that Rabbi Slifkin's readers would be offended by my choice of initial insult and not got him into trouble. My apology to him was utterly sincere.
Love it. Need more.
ReplyDeleteAll jokes put aside Noson, did you see the responsa of Rav Sternbuch to Rav Kotler, it's also a good answer to Rav Shmerla.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.theyeshivaworld.com/news/general/1631188/rav-moshe-sternbuch-writes-letter-to-rav-malkiel-kotler-about-the-halachic-requirement-to-vaccinate.html
The real song goes like this...
ReplyDeleteI have a little tzadik
I made with with Hashem
Doctors said that it was nothing
They thought it was born by them.
Doc said give kids some Mercury
Please give it at birth
They really need the Hep B
They may be a druggie or have sex you see.
Vaccines, Vaccines, vaccines
You should always immunize
So what if my kids
Flap their hands and have crossed eyes.
My kid was exposed to measles
They said don't send to school
Mine had the MMR last week
Vaccines do shed, your kid can spread it too, don’t be a fool.
Board of Health says no school
They sound like a repetitive rooster
Who cares if vaccines use aborted fetal cells,
72 vaccines, hey adults, I hope you got your booster.
Chorus: Vaccines, Vaccines, vaccines
You should always immunize
So what if my kids
Flap their hands and have crossed eyes.
Mercury is so great,
I really love formaldehyde and aluminum too,
Doesn’t matter if everyone’s body is different,
I will call you a names and shame, doesn’t matter if you have the right to sue.
I sent the school a health form
I explained MTFR gene
I explained I am an ex vaxxer,
All the Jews look so foolish and mean.
Chorus: Vaccines, Vaccines, vaccines
You should always immunize
So what if my kids
Flap their hands and have crossed eyes.
Some haven’t learned from
The Holocaust,
They want to shame and frame
Many goyim get the truth,
To immunize can kill my child, we all are not the same.
I want to visit Bubby
Why shouldn’t I go?
I'll take my little tzadik
But vaccines can shed from the nursing home.
Chorus: Vaccines, Vaccines, vaccines
You should always immunize
So what if my kids
Flap their hands and have crossed eyes.
Sit down at the table
The family will eat hearty
Some may be allergic
At the family Chanukah party
Be a real good person
Follow the Torah
Many people are ex vaxxers
There’s some news for you and your morah.
Chorus: Vaccines, Vaccines, vaccines
You should always immunize
So what if my kids
Flap their hands and have crossed eyes.
They don’t all work the same,
There’s 72 new ones,
You may only have had 4,
Times are very different, now there are tons.
Respect your fellow Jew,
Don’t embarrass, do teshuva,
Shut your mouth and know that genetics are not all the same,
Hashem can make you sick, so think before you blame.
Chorus: Vaccines, Vaccines, vaccines
You should always immunize
So what if my kids
Flap their hands and have crossed eyes.
People make informed decisions that works for their kids,
Many have had experiences,
Like taking a vaccine and having heir baby die from “SIDS.”
If you trust your vaccines, why are you so worried and concerned?
If you’re all vaccinated,
You must think you’re immune or that’s just what you think you’ve learned.
Chorus: Vaccines, Vaccines, vaccines
You should always immunize
So what if my kids
Flap their hands and have crossed eyes.
Many healthy unvaccinated children have never even been sick,
It’s your disgusting lifestyles that and germs that spread like a tick.
I bet your kids have ear infections because vaccines lower their immune system,
But you bring them out anyway,
May you should think twice who you’re hurting and exposing,
Stay far away.
Chorus: Vaccines, Vaccines, vaccines
You should always immunize
So what if my kids
Flap their hands and have crossed eyes.
Don’t you realize that you’re the one shedding?
Your kids are filled with germs and snotty noses. Their immune systems are horrible and I promise that you’re the only one spreading.
If you want Moshiach, it’s time to open your eyes,
Respect families all around you,
Shut your mouth and stop the lies.
Chorus: Vaccines, Vaccines, vaccines
You should always immunize
So what if my kids
Flap their hands and have crossed eyes.
Here’s a better song with the same tune, of course...
ReplyDeleteI have a little tzadik
I made with Hashem
Doctors said that it was nothing
They thought it was born by them.
Doc said give kids some Mercury
Please give it at birth
They really need the Hep B
They may be a druggie or have sex you see.
Vaccines, Vaccines, vaccines
You should always immunize
So what if my kids
Flap their hands and have crossed eyes.
My kid was exposed to measles
They said don't send to school
Mine had the MMR last week
Vaccines do shed, your kid can spread it too, don’t be a fool.
Board of Health says no school
They sound like a repetitive rooster
Who cares if vaccines use aborted fetal cells,
72 vaccines, hey adults, I hope you got your booster.
Chorus: Vaccines, Vaccines, vaccines
You should always immunize
So what if my kids
Flap their hands and have crossed eyes.
Mercury is so great,
I really love formaldehyde and aluminum too,
Doesn’t matter if everyone’s body is different,
I will call you a names and shame, doesn’t matter if you have the right to sue.
I sent the school a health form
I explained MTHFR gene
I explained I am an ex vaxxer,
All the Jews look so foolish and mean.
Chorus: Vaccines, Vaccines, vaccines
You should always immunize
So what if my kids
Flap their hands and have crossed eyes.
Some haven’t learned from
The Holocaust,
They want to shame and frame
Many goyim get the truth,
To immunize can kill my child, we all are not the same.
I want to visit Bubby
Why shouldn’t I go?
I'll take my little tzadik
But vaccines can shed from the nursing home.
Chorus: Vaccines, Vaccines, vaccines
You should always immunize
So what if my kids
Flap their hands and have crossed eyes.
Sit down at the table
The family will eat hearty
Some may be allergic
At the family Chanukah party
Be a real good person
Follow the Torah
Many people are ex vaxxers
There’s some news for you and your morah.
Chorus: Vaccines, Vaccines, vaccines
You should always immunize
So what if my kids
Flap their hands and have crossed eyes.
They don’t all work the same,
There’s 72 new ones,
You may only have had 4,
Times are very different, now there are tons.
Respect your fellow Jew,
Don’t embarrass, do teshuva,
Shut your mouth and know that genetics are not all the same,
Hashem can make you sick, so think before you blame.
Chorus: Vaccines, Vaccines, vaccines
You should always immunize
So what if my kids
Flap their hands and have crossed eyes.
People make informed decisions that works for their kids,
Many have had experiences,
Like taking a vaccine and having heir baby die from “SIDS.”
If you trust your vaccines, why are you so worried and concerned?
If you’re all vaccinated,
You must think you’re immune or that’s just what you think you’ve learned.
Chorus: Vaccines, Vaccines, vaccines
You should always immunize
So what if my kids
Flap their hands and have crossed eyes.
Many healthy unvaccinated children have never even been sick,
It’s your disgusting lifestyles that breed germs that spread like a tick.
I bet your kids have ear infections because vaccines lower their immune system,
But you bring them out anyway,
May you should think twice who you’re hurting and exposing,
Stay far away.
Chorus: Vaccines, Vaccines, vaccines
You should always immunize
So what if my kids
Flap their hands and have crossed eyes.
Don’t you realize that you’re the one shedding?
Your kids are filled with germs and snotty noses. Their immune systems are horrible and I promise that you’re the only one spreading.
If you want Moshiach, it’s time to open your eyes,
Respect families all around you,
Shut your mouth and stop the lies.
Chorus: Vaccines, Vaccines, vaccines
You should always immunize
So what if my kids
Flap their hands and have crossed eyes.
https://hotair.com/archives/2018/12/27/nyc-bans-unvaccinated-kids-brooklyn-jewish-schools/
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